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Wednesday, April 1, 2015


Have you ever been so horny that you wanted to masturbate, but also too tense to actually be able to get aroused?

Gracious, I'm posting this on April Fools Day, aren't I? Bother.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

1:21PM - It was a murder, but not a crime.

Monday, October 21, 2013

2:11PM - The Science of Opera, with Stephen Fry and Alan Davies

thanks to prickvixen

Monday, August 12, 2013



Gracious, it wouldn't be so sad if it weren't so true. True in that it's a thing that never happens, anyway.

Saturday, August 10, 2013


I think I am standing in the same river, but I don’t remember being this cold and wet. Yonder is the unbroken dam, and beyond it a valley that will be seen no more forever.

I am staring down the current, and it keeps flowing around me, thick and unrevealing. I am roaring, I must shout to be heard, I am calling upon my attendants.

Anger does not hear me, she has run behind the horizon, never to return as sure as the sunrise, for her skin cannot take the light.

Sorrow does not hear me, she has no more tears to cry, for there is no need for tears when the flood is already here.

Solitude does not hear me, she is neither here nor there, for her armor is but paper that melts in the rain.

I am shivering in a way that does not warm me. I stare and I stare. Eddies and currents, babble and froth. If this is not the riddle, I have been wasting everyone’s time, and no forgiveness is forthcoming.

Friday, January 25, 2013

2:30PM - This is what sexual relations with me are like.

Sunday, January 13, 2013


Mastaba Snoopy, courtesy of mulethunder.

Saturday, December 29, 2012


I would watch this 117 times.

Friday, November 16, 2012

11:59AM - Sumo Lake

Sunday, October 21, 2012



Sunday, August 26, 2012


Tuesday, June 12, 2012


Wednesday, May 2, 2012


Crayon Dragon from Toniko Pantoja on Vimeo.

Thursday, April 26, 2012


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Current mood: singular

Monday, August 15, 2011


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Wednesday, March 16, 2011


Sunday, October 24, 2010


Tuesday, August 3, 2010


Current mood: synaptic

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


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Current mood: recumbent

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